#Story9Lives

A banned ad?
A rebrand gone rogue?
A 3-part video drop, 9-reel series, and merch launch born from creative rejection and coconut-based resilience.
In short: it’s what happens when your soul says “no thanks” to corporate compliance. 

🟥 This section has been redacted by someone in a grey suit.
But let’s just say:

Too bold.
Too emotional.
Too… dog?

This answer is taking the long way round in reverse dog years.

• 3 feature videos (starting with The Rise)
   
• 9 reels — satire, sass, and some serious side-eyes
   
• A merch drop you can wear to therapy or the post office
   
• And probably your new favourite quote
   

Yes, we spellchecked the eBook ourselves🪄 but some of our team are a little nutty🥥. 

An idea. A moment. A character arc.
She was the one they didn’t pick — so we picked her.
She has main character energy. Emotional depth.
And sometimes… she’s a dog. 

"Revenge is a dish best served cold".  Our advice (with no legal professional privilege at all), start with The Rise and stay for The Revenge...we mean End.

Our 2 x 30day courses were free. But people complained, so we now charge them triple and keep it free for the rest of us [30 Day Reinvention].

You can own the heartbreak — literally.
Dog leads, dramatic sticker sheets, posters, and more.
➡️ [Yes, shop the merch] 

They followed the brief.
Story 9 didn’t. 

Oh, absolutely. In fact, your moment is coming...